It's cliché to say, but if the walls of the American Colony Hotel could talk, they'd have something to say. Or, something not to say. The American Colony prides itself on neutrality, and confidentiality – on keeping sensitive information behind closed doors. Perhaps that's why the hotel has been the uncredited force behind peace negotiations, secret meeting between spies, and journalists deciding what tomorrow's headlines will be. It's a hotel for everyone, a hotel that has no opinion, but encourages others to form theirs. The story began in 1881 when a fire that destroyed much of Chicago ruined the home of Horatio and Anna Spafford. As devout Christians, they wanted to come to the Hol
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14) A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
When the American asks why he says he loves his country.
Then they’re flying over the US and the American drops an apple.
When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.
Then they’re flying over the Pollock’s country and the Pollock drops a bomb.
When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.
He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.
When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.
When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
15) John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked he sopts a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies: "No!"
She says "Well, it’s a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me."
She then layes him down and starts making love to him.
Later that day John visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies, "No!"
The man says, "It’s a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks John to the floor and has his way with him.
As soon as he’s finished John rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he’s stopped by the manager he askes "Can I help you ?"
John says "Here’s my room keys I’m leaving early"
The manager asks why and John replies "I’m 60 years old, I get an erection once a week but I fart 20 times a day !!"
16) Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE…UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn’t get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that’s embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn’t even get on the bed!!!"
17) This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.
She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says,
"Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into."
18) There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."
HAHAHAHA! lol some are kinda gross but funny hehe!
Filmed on location, May 7th, 2008.